It’s
that time of the year again. December. For Cowboys fans, a familiar feeling is
in the air. The Cowboys looked good in November, going 3-1. The defense wasn’t
great but heading into the last 1/4th of the year, they look in
prime position to take control of this VERY winnable division. At 7-5, the
Cowboys could probably go 2-2 and have a shot at the playoffs. It will be
close, but given the amount of talent on this team, the Cowboys should get into the playoffs.
Stop
me if you have heard this story before. This was pretty much the same scenario
the Cowboys were in last year. And the year before. And two years before that.
And a year before that. In fact, the cowboys haven’t been in a comfortable position
heading into December since 2007. That was 6 years ago! They haven’t made the
playoffs since 2009 and have lost two consecutive regular season finale “win
and your in” games (3 in the last 4 years.) For one of the most storied teams
in NFL history, that is sad. For “America’s Team” it is pitiful.
Its
easy to make excuses. Have they been injured? Yes. Have they had bad coaching?
Yes. Have they just been plain unlucky? Yes. But, since 2006, one thing has
been more consistent than anything else: Tony Romo. The most talked about
quarterback outside of Peyton Manning and Tom Brady has a bit of a reputation,
very similar to that of the entire Cowboys team. He looks great, in fact ELITE,
in September, October and November. He makes plays. He manages the game. He
leads this team. But, come December, he fails. He throws the game away. In 06,
it was this fumble. In 07, this interception. In 2012, this interception. And it goes on and
on.
Unless
the Cowboys win a Superbowl, the question will remain: is Tony Romo to blame? Are
all of these apparent blunders truly his fault or is there something deeper
here? Many defenders of Romo have used statistics as their primary tool. Since
he started in the league, there has not been a QB with a better fourth quarter
rating than Romo. That’s right: not Tom Brady, Peyton Manning, or Drew Brees. Romo
has also lead 22 game winning drives in his career. Since 2006 (when Romo entered
the league), Tom Brady, considered the most “clutch” QB since Joe Montana, has
20. On paper, Romo is one of the best in the game. But there is no other QB
with as many lowlights in big moments than Romo.
Of
course, many articles have been written on this subject. My personal favorite
is this one by none other than Bill
Simmons. If you’re too lazy, it basically says to turn away from all
conversation about Tony Romo. Like the meaning of life or whether UFO’s exist,
conversations about Tony Romo only leave you feeling sad and frustrated. ESPN
Dallas (yes that exists) writes a “Tony Romo: hero or villain” piece every
other week. And you can bet Tony Romo is talked about every Monday morning in
almost every office in Dallas. If Romo got a nickel for every time his name was
mentioned, he would be richer than Bill Gates.
So,
I’m not here to talk about Romo, at least in the way you are used to hearing
about him. In short, I cannot add to the debate about whether Romo is good or
bad, elite or not, franchise or folly. Everything that has been said on the
topic is out there and, like I said, Romo will never get the credit (or solace)
he deserves unless he puts it all together. I’m not here to talk about what did happen, rather, what could have. The question that this article
will address is one that needs to be explored: what if Tony Romo never existed?
Let me repeat: What if
Tony Romo never existed?
To clarify, I
don’t mean this question literally. Obviously, there are philosophical and
metaphysical implications by “never existed.” What I mean is, what if Romo
never played QB in the NFL? This question is not all that crazy considering
that Romo probably shouldn’t have been an NFL QB in the first place, if things
go as they normally do for people in Romo’s situation.
For
those that don’t know, Romo was not some highly touted or scouted player from
Alabama or Ohio State. He was a small town kid that went to a small town
college and played small town football. He went to Burlington High School in
Burlington, Wisconsin. If that doesn’t scream small town, then nothing does. He
attended Easten Illinios University, a Division 1-AA school in Charleston,
Illinois. Ever heard of it? Now, Romo was a pretty damn good QB in college. He
threw 85 touchdowns and was the first player FROM HIS CONFERENCE to win the Walter
Payton award.
But, again, this
post isn’t about Romo. In fact, a post like this wouldn’t even need to exist if
Sean Payton wasn’t around. See, even though Romo was good, damn good, he didn’t
catch many NFL scouts’ eyes. They were much more interested in future NFL
superstars like Byron Leftwich, Kyle Boller and Rex Grossman, all of which were
chosen above Romo in the 2003 NFL Draft. In fact, Romo wasn’t even drafted. He
entered into the abyss of undrafted free agency. He probably would have stayed
there forever if Payton, a member of the Cowboys coaching staff at the time and
ALUM of Eastern Illinois, didn’t give one to a fellow alum and place Romo on
the Cowboys practice squad. The rest is history: Romo proves he is a NFL
player, then starter, then pro bowl player.
But, let’s say
none of that happened. Let’s say Sean Payton didn’t use his bias to grab Romo
off the streets. Let’s say Romo faded into the background. Where would the
Cowboys be now? Hoisting multiple Superbowl trophies? Doubtfully.
Let’s take a time
machine back to 2006 for a second. The Cowboys were 10 years removed from their
last championship and at least five away from NFL relevance. Gone were the days
of the triplets and the doomsday D. This was the Bill Parcells era featuring a
veteran and declining Drew Bledsoe, and a whiny and overpaid receiver in Terrell
Owens. It’s not that this team was bad. The defense was actually pretty solid
and they had some young talent. They were just lacking that spark, that special player who could
take over a game. They were, at best, a boring team and, at worst, uninspiring.
Facing the facts, they were a mediocre team that had been mediocre ever since
1998. This was a team that had a ceiling, a floor, and not much in between.
In 05, the team
was 9-7. But, don’t be fooled, their record was much better than the team was. The
team stated 2006 3-2, which was pretty good given that their offense was inept.
This was a 5-0 defense playing with a 1-4 offense. It was obvious Bledsoe was
done. He couldn’t make the throws needed to win games. In Week 7, he was pulled
for Tony Romo and never saw the field again.
But, remember, in
this universe, THAT NEVER HAPPENED. Romo doesn’t exist, so Bledsoe keeps
playing. Maybe Bledsoe gets pulled and is replaced by whoever the second string
QB is. Who was it? It doesn’t matter. The Cowboys didn’t draft a young QB that
year so it would probably be another random practice squad player like Romo
was. Maybe the Cowboys would luck into another Romo. Probably not. This
universe is about probability, though, which is why Romo never got a job in the
first place. So, a scub comes in to replace Bledsoe or Bledsoe, the scrub
version, plays the rest of the season out. It doesn’t matter. The Cowboys
finish the way they were playing: good defense, bad offense, no playoffs.
Now, it’s 2007. The
Cowboys finished with a mediocre record. The good news? The defense played
well, they have a solid running game (Julius Jones and Marion Barber), a good o
line, etc. Now they just need a quarterback. Bledsoe’s contract is done and he
retires. If the Cowboys can find a quarterback, they have the team needed to
finally get this team back to relevance, back to America’s Team.
It’s 2007 and the
Cowboys are in luck! This year’s selection of QBs is touted as one of the best
yet. Since the Cowboys finished only mediocre, and not horribly, they will have
to probably trade up to get the franchise QB. But, for this team that is “one
player away,” it is worth it.
It’s 2007 and
there are two QBs at the top of this class. At 6’6, JaMarcus Russell is the
can’t miss prospect of this draft. He has a rocket arm, is athletic, and can
make any throw. He lead LSU to a Sugar Bowl Championship and is expected to
lead whatever NFL team he is drafted by to a NFL championship. Is a little
lazy? Sure, but once he gets paid, he will get motivated.
Or, the Cowboys
could luck into another can’t miss prospect. Brady Quinn is held as the perfect
NFL prospect. A smart, athletic leader from Notre Dame, Quinn brought the
fighting Irish back to college football relevance. He is the real deal and is
the perfect player to be the face of the franchise.
It’s 2007, not 2013.
We know better. We know Quinn ends up being your average NFL backup, unable to
make the throws and unwilling to lead a team. We know Russell ends up being one
of the biggest busts in NFL history. In fact, the best QB in the 2007 draft
class is probably Matt Moore, who was an undrafted free agent that, ironically,
the Cowboys signed. We know this because hindsight is 20/20. The Raiders didn’t
know it when they drafted Russell with the first overall pick and paid him a
six year, $68 million dollar deal, with $31.5 million guaranteed. The Browns
didn’t know it when they “stole” Brady Quinn late in the first round and paid
him a 5 year, $20.2 million dollar deal with up to $30 million in incentives. But,
most importantly, Jerry Jones didn’t know it.
An interesting
fact about Jerry Jones: he has NEVER missed out on a player he wanted. Call him
crazy, a bad owner, a worse GM, but the man gets what he wants. And, frankly, that’s
at least 50% of the reason why the Cowboys had 3 Superbowls in 4 years in the
early 1990’s. It’s also 50%, at least, of the reason why the Cowboys haven’t
won any since. Jerry Jones has made some horrible decisions since that time.
One thing he did right was trust Sean Payton, if for only once, on Romo. But, remember, that never happened here. What
happened here? Jones was looking for “the one.” The next Cowboys franchise QB
to put on magazines and commercials. And this class had two of them!
Let’s say it was
Russell. Jerry sees this athletic, playmaker and falls in love. It’s not that
incomprehensible. In fact, it seems quite possible when you think about Jones’
love of pure talent. There may have never been a more talented prospect than
Russell, ever. Motivation issues? Nonsense! The Cowboys have Bill Parcells, the
motivation coach of the century. If anyone can whip him into shape, it’s
Parcells. Plus, once he gets that fat contract, Russell will WANT to win. He
will be the franchise QB of the Dallas Cowboys!
Of course, there’s
that problem of the Cowboys having a mid draft pick in 2007. But, with some
wheeling and dealing, Jerry could get Russell. It may take a lot but Jerry
always gets what he wants. Always. Plus, this is my world, I do what I want
with it!
So, with the first
overall pick, the Cowboys land JaMarcus Russell and the headlines spread across
the country. Can you imagine that Russell to Owens combination? Dallas fans are
going insane- buying as much JaMarcus Russell memorabilia as they can. Russell
is ushered in as the savior of this franchise. People are crowding Valley Ranch
to watch the throws, the bombs! Russell had a contact problem in Oakland, so he
missed all of minicamp. That wouldn’t be a problem in Dallas. There’s no way
the #1 overall pick, franchise QB of the Dallas Cowboys, AMERICA’S TEAM, isn’t
getting paid. In fact, he probably gets more than in Oakland. Much more. And
the circus starts in Dallas….
Maybe Parcells
does get Russell in shape. Maybe a solid running game, a good group of veteran receivers
and a solid o line is exactly what Russell needed. Maybe JaMarcus Russell ends
up being much better than Romo ever was…
Wait, what am I
saying? Not a chance in a million years. Good players make bad teams good:
Andrew Luck, Cam Newton, Matt Ryan, Joe Flacco, RG3, and Peyton Manning all
were in similar situations as Russell and made their teams relevant. Russell
didn’t. He couldn’t handle the pressure of Oakland. He got fat and lazy, literally.
He had all the tools but just was not a craftsman. You think the pressure of
being the Dallas Cowboys QB would change that? Could you imagine what would
happen if he put up some of the clunkers in Dallas that he did in Oakland? He
wouldn’t hear the end of it, from the media, to the coaches, and certainly the
owner. Being the QB of the Dallas Cowboys does one of two things: it makes you fight
against the hype or succumb to it. Which one sounds more like Russell? Add in
the money from the contract and side deals and you have the ultimate recipe for
disaster.
But, let’s be real
for a second, the Cowboys probably could not get Russell. For, as good as Jerry
Jones is, he would have to fight an aging and senile Al Davis. There is no way
he is letting Russell go. The Cowboys would have had to turn to plan B: Brady
Quinn.
For as good as
Russell was, Quinn was nearly as good. Maybe he couldn’t throw the ball as far
as Russell but he made up for it, possibly, in intangibles. He just had that
look in him that he was meant to play QB in this league. He went to Notre Dame
and had the classic Notre Dame look. Maybe Jerry wouldn’t have been enamored by
what he saw on the field, but the second he got Quinn alone in an interview, there’s
quite a good chance he would be blown away. You could see Quinn as the face of
this franchise. And, he was also a ridiculously good college football player. He
seems like the perfect project for Parcells.
Remember how Quinn
fell in the 2007 draft? That’s only good news for the Cowboys. In fact,
ironically, Quinn fell to the Cowboys draft spot before they traded it away to
Cleveland, who ended up drafting Quinn in that spot. Of course, the Cwoboys had
a rather late draft pick because they were a playoff team. But that didn’t happen
in this universe. The Cowboys have a mid pick, which would have been good
enough to land Quinn.
Yet again, Dallas
explodes. Is he the spectacle that Russell was? No. Does it matter? Hell no:
he’s the new QB of the Dallas Cowboys! He is still featured on PLENTY of
magazines, interviews, etc. He gets paid a fortune, more than in Cleveland. And
he is thrust into one of the most pressured filled jobs in professional sports.
It is more likely
that Quinn succeeds on the Cowboys than Russell. After all, being the QB of
Notre Dame is also a pretty damn important job. But, here, the lack of talent
is obvious. Quinn cant hit Terry Glenn on a crossing route, TO on the outside,
or Witten in the middle of the field. He isn’t bad, maybe not even a bust. But,
he is mediocre and, frankly, probably not all that much of an upgrade over
Bledsoe. He can’t make the throws and certainly lacks the spark the Cowboys
were looking for in the first place.
Before readers
take to the comment sections, keep in mind I get it: this is all speculation.
Who really knows if this happens. Who
is to say what is likely or not. The only thing I know is what I see on the
field. Russell is talented but unmotivated. Quinn is a poor decision maker and
inaccurate. Maybe Sean Payton and Bill Parcells change that. Probably not. Why?
Because both Russell and Quinn were given time, a lot of it. They were both
given different systems, and different weapons. Neither produced in smaller
markets with less attention. I can’t imagine Randy Galloway, or any other
Dallas media member, helping either of these guys out.
Maybe the Cowboys
are a little more prude here. Maybe they decide to sign a veteran free agent
and draft a QB in later rounds. Okay, so they sign Jeff Garcia and draft Drew
Stanton? They sign Matt Schuab and draft Trent Edwards? How does this help?
The Cowboys
probably end up in a much worse spot any way you slice it. Russell and Quinn are
signed to long term deals, so there isn’t a chance in hell that the Cowboys get
a chance at a franchise QB until at
least 2010. Then what? The Cowboys waste three more years until they can draft Sam
Bradford, Jimmy Clausen, or Tim Tebow. Then what? It’s not like any of those
guys end up anywhere. How long is it before the Cowboys even come close to the
playoffs? How long is it before they become the Cleveland Browns, Detroit Lions
and other teams who were good LONG before I was born?
Let’s flash back to
reality now. Its 2013. The Cowboys haven’t made the playoffs in 3 years. It is
tough, if not seemingly unfair, to be their fans. December rolls around and, as
sure as the smell of Gingerbread and the rush of Christmas, the Cowboys will
lose. They have a QB who frustrates us more than anything else and a team who
lives vicariously through our frustration.
And yet, things
could have been SO MUCH WORSE. The Raiders have not recovered from JaMarcus
Russell, financially or emotionally. The Browns have not recovered from Brady
Quinn. No free agent QB or late round draft pick has come close to the success
of Tony Romo. Does it suck that the Cowboys are 8-8 the past two years and look
to be headed towards the same place this year? Yes. But, this team is relevant!
They have been in pseudo-playoff games the past couple of years and have
actually won a playoff game in the past four years. That’s one more win than
most NFL teams.
The Cowboys have
messed up, a bunch. They have notoriously overpaid players, in fact, they are
in as much debt as America is next year (not actually.) They have changed out
coaches, coordinators and systems and nothing has been the “perfect fit.” But,
you know what, they matter. Every year that Romo has been QB they have
mattered. They have looked good, even great, during the season. It’s a shame
they can’t finish but at least they started. In the past five years, Jerry
Jones got one position right: the QB. It just so happens that is the most
important one to get right.
So go ahead
critics. Tell me how Romo chokes, how he is overrated, how he will never be Tom
Brady or Peyton Manning. You know what, he will never be JaMarcus Russell
either. He will never be Matt Schuab or Jeff Garcia. In fact, he at least has
the chance to be elite. Whether he does it up to fate, but one thing is for
sure, he will always be talked about.